New Aussie Emblem

The Labor Party have announced they are going to change the emblem from an Emu and a Roo to a condom. It reflects their stance more accurately. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being fucked.

11 Long Years Mr Howard

We keep hearing, over and over ad nauseum, about how the Liberals have squandered the last 11 years. Well, if I was running the campaign this is one of the ads I'd run in response.