tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65005742024-03-14T04:33:57.594+11:00Gibbo's Place.The infrequent rantings of a silly old bastard.Gibbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543248457044379351noreply@blogger.comBlogger205125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6500574.post-81812836952090523442009-12-16T10:49:00.003+11:002009-12-16T10:50:38.821+11:00Some great Australian BluesJust because...<br />
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<object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bOZBS33EX7U&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bOZBS33EX7U&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object>Gibbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543248457044379351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6500574.post-43964769744547962592009-12-15T22:31:00.002+11:002009-12-15T22:44:25.683+11:00Thank you Al GorePoor old Al Gore has had a shocker over the last few days. He's beeen affecting the weather in Copenhagen Carbonhuggin in his own unique way, known as the<a href="http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/timblair/index.php/dailytelegraph/comments/toes_froze/"> Gore Effect.</a> Now to top it off he's been <a href="http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andrewbolt/index.php/heraldsun/comments/gores_deceits_catch_up_with_him/">caught out lying</a> again.<br /><br />After <a href="http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andrewbolt/index.php/heraldsun/comments/column_gore_is_grossly_careless_or_a_barefaced_liar/">stuffing up the timeframes</a> of the climategate emails you'd think the bloke would put a bit more effort in. Oh well.<br /><br />Al Gore, the gift that keeps on giving!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://americanthinker.com/images/includes/761.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 566px; height: 389px;" src="http://americanthinker.com/images/includes/761.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Image from </span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://americanthinker.com/cartoons/?id=761">http://americanthinker.com/cartoons/?id=761</a>Gibbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543248457044379351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6500574.post-77712562759676560082009-12-11T11:36:00.003+11:002009-12-17T09:57:21.403+11:00Kevin Rudd announces 7 point plan to halt climate change<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitPQkoeATHcop14w09UyBkRWEyEyVAz4V4F1913DzwiIcLti9NjFaflMos5o49XsODEA1mkWFQsh9bNYtvFXi9tjarCMqF1BdlcdBXwbll-m5TmJG-D8BDPh-6-vIRwVjhInaD8Q/s1600-h/kevin_rudd.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413772050811134962" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitPQkoeATHcop14w09UyBkRWEyEyVAz4V4F1913DzwiIcLti9NjFaflMos5o49XsODEA1mkWFQsh9bNYtvFXi9tjarCMqF1BdlcdBXwbll-m5TmJG-D8BDPh-6-vIRwVjhInaD8Q/s400/kevin_rudd.jpg" style="float: left; height: 215px; margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; width: 210px;" /></a>My Fellow Australians, as we all know and as I've said on many occasions, Climate Change is the greatest moral challenge of our generation. Not the second greatest or just top ten, but quite simply the greatest moral challenge of our generation. As I travel around this great nation talking to working families, it has become clear that many folk are becoming increasingly perplexed by what seems to be a lack of programmatic specificity regarding what I and many other learned citizens are calling the greatest moral challenge of our generation.<br />
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Would we like to be doing more to halt climate change? Yes we would and to that end I have taken the hard desicion to put Australia and my Government at the forefront of this issue. No more talk fests, no more debates, no more delays. The science, as the scientists keep telling us, is settled and now is the time of action. To delay leadership and action on the greatest moral challenge of our generation is no longer an option.<br />
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Recently myself and the government have been criticised for not taking genuine leadership on this issue of climate change, or as I like to call it, the greatest moral challenge of our generation. I must bear some of the burden of this criticism as I've taken more plane flights this year than the average Australian takes in their lifetime. I also, in fact, don't have any solar panels on my house even though there's a whacking great rebate available. This is not good enough any more.<br />
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In order that myself and my government should be seen as genuine environmental crusaders, I will be immediately employing a 7 point strategy to halt climate change and give us back the Barrier Reef as we once knew it. We will putting an end to bushfires and unseasonal rains by doing the hard yards on what many see as the greatest moral challenge of our generation.<br />
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Here is my plan<br />
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<b>1. Leadership in action.<br />
</b>We will immediately cut off all mains electricity to all Government buildings and institutions. Parliament House will immediately be covered in solar panels and the flag pole will be converted to a wind powered generator.<br />
<div>All ministers and bureaucrats will forgo all hydrocarbon burning methods of transport altogether. Yes, that means no cars and no plane trips. We simply can't go on expecting working families to bear the brunt of our climate change counter measures. We ALL need to bear the burden, Politicians even more so. Free train and bus passes will be issued to all MP's and public servants.<br />
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<b>2. Personal Responsibility.<br />
</b>All Labor politicians and senior public servants will immediately, out of their own pockets, install solar panels and water tanks to their personal residences. Those who own more than one property will be deemed to be legally greedy and will hand over any additional property to the refugees from Tuvalu.<br />
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<b>3. Education Revolution.<br />
</b>We recognise the effort put in to the Labor Parties election by the education sector in Australia. We also recognise that this sector has been quite vocal on the need for action on climate change and needs to share the leadership in this vital issue. Therefore we will no longer be accepting International Students into our Universities and Schools. While the dollars are nice the emissions involved in importing Students just for money are simply too great. We can't talk about cutting emmissions then import Students at great carbon cost. Those who choose to swim here may apply for an exemption.<br />
Because most of our own Students have little education of any worthwhile value, they don't really have much hope of attending any sort of "Real" University so Uni places will immediately be halved. Likewise lecturers and tutors. Sorry folks, we all know that fixing the climate wouldn't be be without cost. Time to fall on your sword for the good of Mother Gaia.<br />
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<b>4. The Science Is Settled.<br />
</b>It's as simple as that folks, the science is settled. Climate change exists. Therefore there is no further point in research in this area. Further applications for research are to be treated as 'deniers" and fobbed off.<br />
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<b>5. Climate Change Funding.<br />
</b>All monies normally reserved for Climate Change Research are now unnecessary due to point 4. Therefore, this resource will now be spent on practical, workable solutions for the Worlds' needy. All research efforts will now be devoted to clean drinking water, sanitation and education for the Worlds poor. Excess University lecturers and School teachers will be sent to drought stricken, third World areas to help those folk in a first hand way. Those not willing to relocate will be offered "Green Jobs" which include wiping the dust of solar panels and mopping up bird guts from wind farms.<br />
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<b>6. Properly resourcing the ABC.<br />
</b>The ABC has done a great job but is no longer needed. The Culture Wars have been won. Howard and Bush are behind us. The money raised from the sale of the ABC will be directed to helping older Australians who need care, companionship and support. We're sure the folks there will understand and should a buyer for the station not be found, most of the employees are top grade and will probably have no trouble finding a real job.<br />
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<b>7. Sensible funding of the Arts.<br />
</b>The Australian Arts community have been quite strident and vocal in theirs calls for action on climate change so I'm sure they will be quite understanding and helpful in this regard, going forward. While they are mostly nice people, they surely must realise that compared to the greatest moral challenge of our generation, interpretive dance, welding scrap metal and drawing must come second.<br />
From this point on, all monies and resources once dedicated to the "Arts" community will be re-directed to moving our Indigenous communities closer to areas where there is meaningful work and facilities for them. We now recognise they are human beings and not museum relics and that they deserve an equal chance at life. This cannot be provided in squalid, third World, inhumane, racially and culturally segregated situations. They need to have the opportunity to flourish or fail on their own merits, like every other Australian.<br />
We are sure the Arts community will see the urgency and gladly hand over their grants and fundings for such an important community matter.<br />
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You will no doubt agree that this is a radical plan but I feel that it is one that will capture the Nations attention and raise awareness of an issue that is indeed the greatest moral challenge of our generation. The very essence of it is Leadership In Action. Once the general public sees their political leaders engaging in real, honest action, I'm sure they won't hesitate to follow us in tackling this, the greatest moral challenge of our generation.<br />
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Thankyou.<br />
</div>Gibbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543248457044379351noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6500574.post-50602132981360949682009-12-02T13:11:00.003+11:002009-12-02T13:13:28.431+11:00Sucks to be you Kevin!<p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqIsQSzpOD9aiZR00t_xBVVCmhx_6X7yDVyght75CayAsX-UChtMbVqZEMU7rbcRJ1SFkWml3saTZOotK3OwLLCoNi87998CX8Wzh24mvmhtDHIs078YT5hNynOLnSRc-e0rBqQg/s1600-h/1trkeb.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5410455875583527618" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 267px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqIsQSzpOD9aiZR00t_xBVVCmhx_6X7yDVyght75CayAsX-UChtMbVqZEMU7rbcRJ1SFkWml3saTZOotK3OwLLCoNi87998CX8Wzh24mvmhtDHIs078YT5hNynOLnSRc-e0rBqQg/s400/1trkeb.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><p>This is just gold! Check out more here</p><p><a href="http://zegsyd.blogspot.com/">http://zegsyd.blogspot.com/</a></p>Gibbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543248457044379351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6500574.post-17383622736700442642009-11-28T09:43:00.003+11:002009-11-28T10:06:09.355+11:00The Speech I'd Make If I Were Liberal LeaderMy Fellow Australians,<br /><br />Over the past weeks the Liberal party has changed direction on a matter of major policy and obviously it was not handled as well as it should have been. For that I apologise. Many people in the electorate and the media believe that we should honour the position that we took to the last election, that of supporting an Emissions Trading System or <span class="misspell" suggestions="EATS,ETAS,EST,ETA,ETD">ETS</span>. Kevin Rudd and the Labor Party would like us to fall into step and agree with his position on this matter uncritically. We, as a responsible political party, can no longer do that and I would like to take this opportunity to explain once and for all why our policy position has changed.<br /><br />1/ The imposition of the <span class="misspell" suggestions="EATS,ETAS,EST,ETA,ETD">ETS</span> has been largely due to what has been referred to as the "scientific consensus" that the Earth is now warming in a manner that is not consistent with natural cycles and is indeed being caused by mankind and industry and our emissions of greenhouse gasses, mainly CO2. These warnings of catastrophic global warming have become increasingly alarmist over recent times and seem to be at odds with actual events.<br /><br />Far from being an actual majority of scientists who are making these catastrophic claims, it has actually been the work of only a small group of well funded, UN backed people. The recent leaking of a large amount of correspondence and other documents from one of the leading scientific groups has called into serious question the integrity and accuracy of these people and the wild claims they are making. We now know for certain that they been involved in adjusting data to achieve a predetermined outcome, they have tampered with the peer review process to ensure only peers with an "approved" opinion are used, they have bullied and shouted down opposing viewpoints and have vigorously denied anyone outside their own organisations the right to check their data and models. These are completely unscientific practices and call into serious question the findings that the World is heading for some type of catastrophic climate emergency.<br /><br />In fact, they have even noted themselves that <span style="font-weight: bold;">the World has stopped warming despite increasing CO2 emissions!</span> This is completely at odds with their own modelling and they have fought hard not to let these facts into the public domain. This has been deceitful in the highest order and before any more funding or policy is made in this regard, we must have a full Royal Commission to examine the veracity of the <span class="misspell" suggestions="Epic's,Ipecac's,Pic's,Pica's,Inc's">IPCC's</span> claims. We must not risk Australian people jobs and livelihoods on what looks like a false premise.<br /><br />2/ We at the Liberal Party have been absolutely inundated over the past few weeks with emails and phone calls from our constituents who are overwhelmingly opposed to the Labor Party's massive new tax. they understand that a fundamental shift in our economy will have devastating affects on our citizens, particularly the youth, the elderly and the vulnerable. We simply cannot choose to disregard the strength of feeling amongst our supporters at this time. We are after-all, our voters representatives so if we do not put their wishes above our own, then we have failed.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">This impost on all Australians will have a devastating effect on employment and industry in Australia and will serve to force many jobs and businesses overseas to other countries who are not choosing to participate in this scheme. All to have absolutely no effect on the climate. </span>We simply cannot stand by and and watch as youth unemployment hits 20 or 30 percent and pensioners are forced to shiver instead of putting on their heater. That is untenable and the people of Australia have made it very clear to us in their recent correspondence that they will exact a heavy price from any political party stupid enough to nobble Australia's economy to suit the UN and its well funded alarmists.<br /><br />The people have spoken and we are beholden to listen. This is the very essence of democracy.<br /><br />3/ The third and last reason we must now oppose the Labor <span class="misspell" suggestions="Party's,Parts,Part's,Patty's,Patsy">Partys</span> economy wrecking policies is due to Kevin Rudd and his party themselves. Quite simply, Ladies and Gentlemen, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Kevin Rudd and most of his party are climate change sceptics. </span>Their actions on a daily basis prove this. Don't listen to their words, we know they can't be trusted. Look to their actions and you will soon see that they are sceptics of the first order.<br /><br />We have learnt over the last 2 years that Kevin Rudd is a man who likes to promise much and yet continually fails to deliver. <span style="font-weight: bold;">His words are very rarely backed by any action whatsoever.</span> Take <span class="misspell" suggestions="Fuel watch,Fuel-watch,Fletch,Filch,Fellatio">Fuelwatch</span>, Grocery choices, Whale watch, every schoolkid with a laptop, the hollow apology to indigenous Australians whilst doing nothing to improve their lot and lately his abject failure on border protection all the while claiming to be "tough" on illegal immigrants. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Failure after failure is this mans legacy.</span><br /><br />He claimed to be an "economic conservative" yet at the first sign of trouble he panicked and plunged our Country into a debt that ordinary Australians will be paying back for generations. Quite simply what he and his party say is almost never what they do. They are the party of untruths and spin and so it is with the global warming issue too.<br /><br /><span class="misspell" suggestions="Kev ins,Kev-ins,Kevin's,Kevon's,Kevina">Kevin</span> says that we must cut emissions yet he takes more private jet flights in 6 months than the average Australian will take in their lifetime. He's not known as <span style="font-weight: bold;">"Kevin 747"</span> for nothing. In fact, the upcoming Copenhagen meeting will see between 15 and 20 thousand people who say they believe, climb aboard carbon belching planes and fly in. Do they not have access to a phone or email? Do they really need to fly so many people from all around the globe in on private jets? <span style="font-weight: bold;">Is the crisis something they believe or only something you have to suffer?</span><br /><br />Kevin says that we all need to install solar panels on our <span class="misspell" suggestions="roves,rives,rovers,roofers,grooves">rooves</span> but strangely he doesn't think it's important enough an issue to put his hand in his pocket to put them on his own roof. Indeed, if this issue was as important as he says, wouldn't we see some leadership here? Wouldn't we see workmen install solar panels onto Parliament House? <span style="font-weight: bold;">Or is this only something that YOU have to do?</span><br /><br />Greg <span class="misspell" suggestions="Com bet,Com-bet,Combat,Combed,Comber">Combet</span> says he's worried about rising sea levels but strangely lives in a waterfront property. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Does he believe this stuff or is it only something that you have to suffer?</span><br /><br />I will put this quite simply folks, when Kevin Rudd and his party of spin merchants start ACTING like they believe in catastrophic climate change then I will start to take them seriously. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Kevin Rudd by his actions is a sceptic and yet he wants you to change your life.</span> No thanks.<br /><br />In conclusion, ladies and gentlemen, I would like to address an issue that should be foremost in a politicians mind in times like this. We have been told that our viewpoint is now not with the majority of voters and that to oppose this new tax will mean political suicide. I fully accept that we may face annihilation at the next election and as much as that prospect pains me, it would be completely beyond our political and personal principals to fashion such monumentally life changing policies such as this on possible voter backlash. <span style="font-weight: bold;">We simply need to stand on principal and let the cards fall where they may.</span><br /><br />I believe that the tide is turning against the "scientific consensus" that never was and that people are waking op to the fact they have been deceived for political and personal gain. Should an <span class="misspell" suggestions="EATS,ETAS,EST,ETA,ETD">ETS</span> be introduced in Australia it will have a devastating effect on our economy, industry and our people. When it hits the fan, and it will, I do not want to be held accountable for marching lock step with the labor party into Australia's ruin. I cannot standby and watch our people devastated to suit Kevin <span class="misspell" suggestions="Ru dds,Ru-dds,Rudd's,Rids,Ruddy's">Rudds</span> global ambitions.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">I want this time to mark the point where we decided it was better to die on our feet than to live on our knees.</span><br /><br />Thank you.Gibbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543248457044379351noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6500574.post-71670622134099160702009-10-21T18:41:00.001+11:002009-10-21T18:43:08.499+11:00Simple, concise, truthfulIf a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.<br />If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.<br /><br />If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.<br />If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.<br /><br />If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.<br />A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.<br /><br />If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.<br />If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.<br /><br />If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.<br />Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.<br /><br />If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.<br />A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.<br /><br />If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.<br />Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.<br /><br />If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.<br />A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced... (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)<br /><br />If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.<br />A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.<br /><br />If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.<br />If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.<br /><br />If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.<br />A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".Gibbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543248457044379351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6500574.post-16229623096208743412009-01-13T10:04:00.001+11:002009-01-13T10:13:15.794+11:00Musicians Are Expert MindreadersWhen requesting a song from the band, just say "play my song!" We have a chip implanted in our heads with an unlimited database with the favorite tunes of every patron who ever walked into a bar and all songs ever recorded, so feel free to be vague, we love the challenge.<br /><br />If we do not remember exactly what tune you want, we're only kidding. Bands know every song ever recorded, so keep humming. Hum harder if need be... it helps jog the memory.<br /><br />If a band tells you they do not know a song you want to hear, they either forgot that they know the tune or they are just putting you on. Try singing a few words for the band. Any words will do.<br /><br />It also helps to scream your request from across the room several times per set followed by the phrases, "AW COME ON!" and, "YOU SUCK!" Exaggerated hand gestures expressing disapproval from the dance floor are a big help as well, such as the thumbs down or your middle finger. Put-downs are the best way to jog a band's memory. This instantly promotes you to the status of "Personal Friend Of The Band."<br /><br />Entertainers are notorious fakers and jokesters and never really prepare for their shows. They simply walk on stage with no prior thought to what they will do once they arrive. An entertainer's job is so easy, even a monkey could do it, so don't let them off the hook easily. Your request is all that matters.<br /><br />If a metal band had played at the club a few weeks ago, the next band that follows will automatically know every metal tune the previous band ever played, even if the current band is a blues or country band. It's the law. Feel free to yell "AC/DC!" or "SLAYER!" to a band that plays strictly originals or jazz for example. Conversely, Deadheads may yell for Grateful Dead tunes at a dance or metal band.<br /><br />IMPORTANT<br /><br />When an entertainer leans over to hear you better, grab his or her head in both hands and yell directly into their ear, while holding their head securely so they cannot pull away. This will be taken as an invitation to a friendly and playful game of tug of war between their head and your hands. Don't give up! Hang on until the singer or guitar player submits. Drummers are often safe from this fun game since they usually sit in the back, protected by the guitar players. Keyboard players are protected by their instrument,and only play the game when tricked into coming out from behind their keyboards. Though difficult to get them play, it's not impossible, so keep trying. They're especially vulnerable during the break between songs.<br /><br />TALKING WITH THE BAND<br /><br />The best time to discuss anything with the band in any meaningful way is at the middle of a song when all band members are singing at the same time. Our hearing is so advanced that we can pick out your tiny voice from the megawatt wall of sound blasting all around us.<br /><br />Musicians are expert lip readers too. If a musician does not reply to your question or comment during a tune, it's because they didn't get a good look at your mouth in order to read your lips. Simply continue to scream your request and be sure to over emphasize the words with your lips. This helps immensely. Don't be fooled.<br /><br />Singers have the innate ability to answer questions and sing at the same time. If the singer doesn't answer your questions immediately, regardless of how stupid the question may seem, it's because they are purposely ignoring you. If this happens, immediately cop an attitude. We love this.<br /><br />HELPING THE BAND<br /><br />If you inform the band that you are a singer, the band will appreciate your help with the next few tunes, or however long you can remain standing on stage. Just pretend you're in a Karaoke bar. Simply feel free to walk up on stage and join in. By the way, the drunker you are, the better you sound, and the louder you should sing.<br /><br />If by chance you fall off the stage, be sure to crawl back up and attempt to sing harmony. Keep in mind that nothing assists the band more than outrageous dancing, fifth and sixth part harmonies, or a tambourine played out of tempo. Try the cowbell; they love the challenge. The band always needs the help and will take this as a compliment.<br /><br />VERY IMPORTANT<br /><br />Remember to allow enough time to make it from the stage to the bathroom in case of an emergency. On stage accidents are bad form. The band will carry on.<br /><br />BONUS TIP<br /><br />As a last resort, wait until the band takes a break and then get on stage and start playing their instruments. They love this. Even if you are ejected from the club, you can rest assured in the fact that you have successfully completed your audition. The band will call you immediately the following day to offer you a position.<br /><br />See you at the next gig ...<br /><br />The BandGibbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543248457044379351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6500574.post-28320177357758032092007-12-05T12:47:00.000+11:002007-12-05T13:03:59.267+11:00Ending the "Blame Game"Stay tuned for heaps more of this folks. Over and over and over again we heard that Kevin "Earwax Muncher" Rudd was going to end the so called "blame game" and stand up to be counted for what goes on in this country. He was no longer going to <strike>hold to account</strike> blame <strike>incompetent useless bastards</strike> State Governments for slipping standards and basically being asleep at the wheel. The new ALP Government is delivering on that promise already. Instead of blaming ALP State Governments, we can now blame John Howard.<br /><br />Julia "Orange Roughy" Gillard is <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/12/05/2109923.htm">leading the way in blaming</a> John Howard and "a decade of neglect" on falling standards in our State run schools.<br /><br />Remember that folks. When your kids can't add up to save themselves it's not because of the politicisation of our school system by rabidly socialist teachers unions, it's John Howards fault. When your kids can't spell "proply" it's not the fault of fat-arsed lazy teachers who can only manage to work 40 weeks per year, it's John Howards fault. When your kids think that movies like Rabbit Proof Fence are actually truthful documentaries it's not the fault of an ALP State Government who is totally inept, it's John Howards fault.<br /><br />Kevin Rudd, Julia Gillard & Co are showing what they really mean when they talk of ending the blame game. Pissweak, eh? Grow a spine Kev.Gibbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543248457044379351noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6500574.post-85642500242384736782007-11-28T11:43:00.000+11:002007-11-28T11:44:42.118+11:00New Aussie EmblemThe Labor Party have announced they are going to change the emblem from an Emu and a Roo to a condom. It reflects their stance more accurately. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being fucked.Gibbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543248457044379351noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6500574.post-16333126532737389772007-11-13T00:08:00.000+11:002007-11-13T00:25:52.073+11:0011 Long Years Mr HowardWe keep hearing, over and over ad nauseum, about how the Liberals have squandered the last 11 years. Well, if I was running the campaign this is one of the ads I'd run in response.<br /><object height="350" width="425"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RKTvjs1NTc0"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RKTvjs1NTc0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="350" width="425"></embed> </object>Gibbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543248457044379351noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6500574.post-8200374041308126302007-10-18T08:43:00.000+10:002007-10-18T08:44:39.272+10:00About timeI would have had this one out a while back but better late than never.<br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XjW5oeoe9Vs"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XjW5oeoe9Vs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Gibbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543248457044379351noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6500574.post-61989942805012738382007-10-17T10:31:00.000+10:002007-10-17T10:33:08.160+10:00Quote of the day.“Perhaps you’ll know the answer when my cane rattles the last remaining tooth from your head.”<br /><br /><a href="http://hotair.com/archives/2007/10/16/video-nascar-tips-for-democrats/">Check this out.</a>Gibbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543248457044379351noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6500574.post-44016212188176414982007-10-15T13:04:00.001+10:002007-10-15T13:16:05.631+10:00Kevin 07 - Oh No!<a href="http://www.cafepress.com/kevin07ohno"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5121394189975959810" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjW94nJlGssg8pBsLQAOqh0tNMbVpE_pfpqJGfXRkE45Oue4oQug0hnp724ZUyNWKwMNQTB2qXxF9VWB2iSBbsxTdxgCZ4g19yHDEPjGvkM2osCPejKHIAjbZ9m2TtQVZbijqIGvw/s400/kevin07_bullshit_tshirt.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/kevin07ohno">Get 'em while they're hot folks. </a><br /><br />Be the envy of all your friends. Show the world what you think of the arrogant little punce.<br /><br />Hurry, hurry, hurry <strike>un</strike>limited stocks!<br /><p></p>Gibbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543248457044379351noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6500574.post-6372772855863630192007-10-15T12:52:00.000+10:002007-10-15T13:01:45.700+10:00I'll debate you anywhere any time!... except next Sunday in Canberra!<br /><br />Glass jaw on legs, Kevin Rudd, has <a href="http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22586846-5001021,00.html">shown his true colours</a> on the first day of the campaign. After calling for all sorts of debates, "anywhere, any time", Kevin Rudd has faltered when John Howard suggested a debate this Sunday. Apparently "anywhere, any time" doesn't actually <em>mean</em> anywhere, any time.<br /><br />What a punce!Gibbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543248457044379351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6500574.post-23027116671815091482007-10-05T12:55:00.000+10:002007-10-11T11:13:13.771+10:00Wayne Swan - Spineless JellyfishToday's <a href="http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/yoursay/index.php/dailytelegraph/comments/wayne_swan_live_blog16/">Daily Telegraph </a>hosted a wonderful little Q&A session with would-be treasurer Wayne "Spineless" Swan. It was full of searching a probing questions such as "what is your favourite colour?" and "do you prefer daisies to roses?" so I thought I'd liven it up a bit by asking actual questions. This is what I left:<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9G_aoEJ8zyTv5f8L5YIpUJ52hj3SWQOhhOBtR_ZMXhjAfXUS5cJ7wmhxYB4fWFt5_hyphenhyphen6Pv-EtKc8YekGHYCWsQdJIec7zPT5O3ppV7KK3aqsJaarvF_X4SKLPHNRM8AoI47uIYA/s1600-h/wayne_swan.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5117682827131107570" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9G_aoEJ8zyTv5f8L5YIpUJ52hj3SWQOhhOBtR_ZMXhjAfXUS5cJ7wmhxYB4fWFt5_hyphenhyphen6Pv-EtKc8YekGHYCWsQdJIec7zPT5O3ppV7KK3aqsJaarvF_X4SKLPHNRM8AoI47uIYA/s400/wayne_swan.jpg" border="0" /></a> <blockquote>Wayne, good to see you opened up with the whole “smear campaign” message. The spin doctors will be pleased you stayed on message. To the average punter though, this is simply called “scrutiny”. The ALP has promised a great deal and has yet completely failed to give any specifics on how they will be acheived. To believe you are above scrutiny and to label that scrutiny as a “smear campaign” shows the arrogance of your party.<br /><br />You say that: <em>“We already know Mr Costello doesn’t have the ticker to challenge Mr Howard for the Liberal leadership and face the Australian people at an election.” </em>Can you please explain to me when it was exactly that Mr Rudd “had the ticker” to challenge for the leadership of the ALP? Was it that time he challenged Mr Beazley or was it that time he challenged Mr Crean. Wait, maybe it was that time he challenged crazy Mark Latham. No, none of those things happened. My recollection is that he was simply the last one standing when Beazley, Crean, Latham and again Beazley fell over. With that sort of record Mr Rudd(bury) should sign up for the Winter Olympics. To be fourth pick after Mark Latham and to somehow believe that he challenged for the leadership is simply hilarious.<br /><br />On to more specific matters: <em>“He has simply turned his back on mounting cost-of-living pressures weighing on families, particularly soaring grocery prices, petrol prices, childcare and, of course, mortgage payments, after nine straight interest rate rises on his watch.”</em> Please tell me SPECIFICALLY how much cheaper groceries, petrol, childcare, mortgage payments will be with you as treasurer and in light of the recent ALP advertsing (on google, screenshot available if needed) that says that you will “force interest rates down”, what rate are you likely to “force them down” too? While we are at it, what will be the SPECIFIC cost of reducing emmisions by 60%. How much will Mr Garrett’s carbon taxes add to the cost of petrol and electricity?<br /><br />Lastly, can you please explain to me SPECIFICALLY what an “Education Revolution” is? It sounds terrific but I can’t seem to find anyone who actually knows what it means and what it will cost.<br /><br />Thanks in advance for your SPECIFIC answers. </blockquote><br /><br />I knew he didn't have the guts to commit himself on most of the questions but I thought he had more spine than this:<br /><strong><br /><blockquote>Don’t get your knickers in a twist mate.<br />I’ve got an idea: why not give your mates Peter and John a call, tell them to bring the election on, so we can stop losing $1 million a day of taxpayers’ money on political propaganda and let the Australian people decide??<br />Warm regards, Wayne</blockquote></strong><br /><br />What a cock! And this peanut expects to be running our economy by December. Heaven help us!Gibbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543248457044379351noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6500574.post-66066830211178381202007-09-25T14:52:00.000+10:002007-09-25T15:06:17.000+10:00The International Council of Manlaws1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.<br /><br />2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:<br />(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.<br />(b) The moment Jessica Alba starts unbuttoning her Blouse.<br />(c) After wrecking your boss's car.<br />(d) When she is using her teeth.<br /><br />3: Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.<br /><br />4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.<br /><br />5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.<br /><br />6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.<br /><br />7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.<br /><br />8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.<br /><br />9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.<br /><br />10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.<br /><br />11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.<br /><br />12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick or punch another guy in the nuts.<br /><br />13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.<br /><br />14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.<br /><br />15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.<br /><br />16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.<br /><br />17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.<br /><br />18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.<br /><br />19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.<br /><br />20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.<br /><br />21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man While lifting weights:<br />a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!<br />b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!<br />c) Another set and we can hit the showers!<br /><br />22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.<br /><br />23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.<br /><br />24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.<br /><br />25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.<br /><br />26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.<br /><br />27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.<br /><br />28: There is no reason for guys to watch ice skating or men's gymnastics. Ever.<br /><br />29: We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:<br />"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"<br />"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"<br /><br />I hope this clears up any confusion, The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd.<br /><br />(Thanks to "The Rockgod" for sending that over)Gibbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543248457044379351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6500574.post-23795816930125661012007-09-20T20:10:00.000+10:002007-09-20T20:37:32.089+10:00Kevin Rudd(bury) - Gutless, Cowardly and funny as hellI had the pleasure of watching the Libs tear Kevin Rudd a new arsehole today in parliament. He has accused the Liberal "dirt unit" of "leaking" the fact that he's had some surgery about 15 years ago. Big deal! The peanut even admits to talking about his surgery years ago on TV. So much for a "leak" eh? He didn't actually have the guts to accuse anybody personally but got his hangers on to have a go on his behalf. What a gutless coward.<br /><br />The funny part was when he tried to shout down Peter Costello about his leadership ambitions. <em>"Mr Rudd hit back at the Treasurer with a scathing attack on Mr Costello's leadership aspirations, saying he had not been brave enough to challenge John Howard."[This is] arrogance unleashed by the Treasurer, the would-be prime minister of this country who has lacked courage year in year out, month in month out, to have the ticker to do anything about his heartfelt aspirations and ambition to eliminate this man," he said."<br /></em><br />That is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. In his own tiny mind he thinks he somehow stood up and challenged for the leadership of his own party. Bullshit! Talk about revising history.<br /><br />In the traditions of our great Aussie Winter Olympians, he simply was the last man standing when all those in front of him fell over. All hail <strong>Kevin Ruddbury</strong> and his gold medal leadership challenge!<br /><br />Let's see... first we had Bomber Beazley, then good old Simon Crean. When they fell over did Kev get the gig? No.. they gave the job to Crazy Mark Latham. When he self destructed did Kev get the gig? No... they gave Bomber another go. When they finally realised how useless Kim was, Kev got his chance. Like the last kid standing when picking sides for a school yard football match. There stood Kev, and when no-one else could be talked into it, he got the job. Not exactly a ringing endorsement, eh? If I was the guy who was last pick after Kim, Simon and Mad Mark I wouldn't be putting it in my resume.<br /><br />It looks as if he is starting to fray at the edges already and the campaign proper has not even started. Loser.<br /><br />The funniest part of all this is that Julia Gillard will stab him in the back the minute she gets a chance.Gibbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543248457044379351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6500574.post-22284374925220429842007-09-18T12:44:00.000+10:002007-09-18T13:22:41.725+10:00Kevin can't make a decision by himself.<p>It's been long known that Kevin Rudd has lifted most of his policies from the Libs as it saves the whole "think for yourself" thing. Where he hasn't stolen policies, he has announced "reviews", or "committees" or "task forces" which can then make decisions for him at some mythical point in the future. When you go to the trouble of looking at big Kev's list of commitees as Nick Minchin has done, the list is simply staggering... and we haven't started the election campaign yet!<br /><br />Check this out:<br /></p><p>67 NEW LABOR BUREAUCRACIES </p><ol><li>Office of Children and Young People</li><li>Office of Early Childhood Education </li><li>New Minister for Youth </li><li>National Commissioner for Children & Young People</li><li>Australian Early Development Index (AEDI) Support Centre </li><li>Office of Work & Family </li><li>National Health and Hospitals Reform Commission </li><li>Health and Hospitals Advisory Group (HHAG) </li><li>Appointment of a Chief Nursing Officer </li><li>Expert taskforce on preventative health </li><li>National Commissioner for Elderly People </li><li>Disability Advisory Council </li><li>New Department – Innovation, Industry, Science & Research </li><li>Fair Work Australia </li><li>Infrastructure Australia </li><li>Skills Australia </li><li>Office of Strategic Interventions </li><li>Network of urban development offices </li><li>Regional Development Australia </li><li>New Minister for Housing and Urban Development </li><li>National Housing Advisory Committee </li><li>National Housing Supply Council </li><li>A national housing development application system </li><li>Creation of a non-profit housing organisation </li><li>Green Car Innovation Fund and Taskforce </li><li>Enterprise Connect Centres </li><li>Manufacturing Resource Centres </li><li>Industry Innovation Councils </li><li>Small Business Advisory Council </li><li>Council of Business Advisers </li><li>New Department of Homeland Security </li><li>Coast Guard </li><li>Office of National Security </li><li>Australian Defence Force recruiting “supremo” </li><li>A Nuclear Caucus ‘Cairns Group’ review to strengthen the Non-Proliferation Treaty </li><li>Establishment of a Labour Desk at the Asian Development Bank </li><li>Establishing formal WTO Working Group </li><li>Re-establishing the Canberra Commission </li><li>Establishing an African – Australia Council </li><li>Regional Disaster Management Coordination Authority/Regional Disaster Management Centre </li><li>Higher Education Quality Agency </li><li>National Curriculum Board </li><li>A Superannuation Clearing House</li><li>A statutorily independent government actuary</li><li>A new corporate ‘super cop’ </li><li>A Petrol Commissioner </li><li>Office of Climate Change </li><li>Eminent Roundtable forums on business sustainability </li><li>National Sustainability Commissioner </li><li>National Sustainability Council </li><li>Agriculture and Climate Change implementation panel </li><li>A Pacific Climate Change Centre</li><li>New Independent Heritage listing body </li><li>New national representative body for Indigenous Australians (ATSIC)</li><li>A ‘War Cabinet’ to tackle child abuse in Indigenous Communities </li><li>Refugee Determination Tribunal </li><li>Job Protection Authorities </li><li>Registered Employment Authorities </li><li>Access to Justice government advisory board </li><li>National law regulation body </li><li>National council for Local Government </li><li>Advisory group on Federal State relations </li><li>Independent panel to appoint the ABC’s Board </li><li>Australian TCF Industry Council </li><li>Review Panel for TCF tariffs </li><li>Forest and Forest Products Industry Skills Council </li><li>Wood and Paper Innovation Council<br /><br />96 LABOR REVIEWS </li></ol><p> </p><ol><li>Review of Federal State Relations</li><li>Audit of Government services in regional Australia </li><li>Review of CDEP </li><li>Review of Job Capacity Assessments </li><li>Review of Disability Employment Network (capped and uncapped streams) </li><li>Evaluate disability employment strategies </li><li>Review of Job Network and suite of employment programmes </li><li>Review of government training for mature workers </li><li>Garnaut Climate Change Review </li><li>Review of national heritage protection </li><li>Review of planning, strike capability and jet fighter capability </li><li>Strategic reviews of ADF capability </li><li>Review of Defence bases </li><li>Review of ADF pay and conditions </li><li>Review of ADF mental health care </li><li>Review of ADF common induction training </li><li>Review of Defence Capability Plan </li><li>Review of Defence Export Facilitation Programme </li><li>Review of Defence financial management </li><li>Review of surplus Defence land </li><li>Review of Defence outsourcing </li><li>Review of veterans entitlements </li><li>Review of bursaries </li><li>Review of ‘phasing out’ of phosphate mining on Christmas Island </li><li>Productivity Commission review to estimate costs/benefits of harmonising key regulations cross State/Territories</li><li>Review of government innovation and industry assistance programs </li><li>Reviews of Australian design rules for vehicle safety </li><li>Review building code for energy efficiency </li><li>Review of business regulation measures </li><li>Review of science and quarantine systems </li><li>Review existing strategic action plans for a range of industries </li><li>Review of textile, clothing and footwear (TCF) tariff levels </li><li>Review of wood and paper industry </li><li>Review of tourism jobs training </li><li>Audit of Government procurement </li><li>Public asset review </li><li>National Infrastructure Audit </li><li>Comprehensive investigation of contemporary travel demand management initiatives </li><li>Review of Roads to Recovery </li><li>Review Civil Aviation Safety Authority regulations and reforms </li><li>Review of coastal shipping policy </li><li>Review of Australian Maritime College </li><li>Review of policy governing superannuation investments </li><li>Review of regulations covering private equity investments </li><li>Review of Corporations Act </li><li>Review of criminal and civil laws relating to fraud </li><li>Review of corporate managers training </li><li>Review of ASIC powers </li><li>Audit of consumer protection legislation </li><li>A national grocery pricing inquiry (conducted by the ACCC) </li><li>Review of ABC and SBS boards </li><li>Review of regulatory regime for complementary medicines </li><li>Review of Medicare schedule for midwives </li><li>Review of Medicare (psychiatric consultations) </li><li>Review of medical research ethics guidelines </li><li>Review of Child Support </li><li>Senate Inquiry into the cost of living pressures for senior Australians </li><li>Review of Commonwealth Rent Assistance </li><li>Review of Commonwealth Rent Assistance to Youth Allowance Recipients </li><li>Review of youth rights </li><li>Review of impact of poker machines </li><li>Review of Government support for parents with new children </li><li>Public inquiry into the protection of human rights in Australia </li><li>Review of genocide investigatory resources </li><li>Review of legal fees </li><li>Review of court fees </li><li>Review of juvenile sentencing practices </li><li>Review of federal court system </li><li>Review of whistleblower laws </li><li>Scoping Study/ Review of Australian Federal Police (AFP) numbers </li><li>Review of anti-terrorism laws </li><li>Review of Australian Crime Commission (ACC) </li><li>Examination of shared equity models that involve the Federal government </li><li>Inclusive trade policies </li><li>Review of all existing government consultative mechanisms </li><li>Review of composition of governmental delegations to World Trade Organisation (WTO) ministerial meetings</li><li>Review of Export Market Development Grants Scheme </li><li>Review of access to international markets for agricultural products </li><li>Review of relationship with New Zealand </li><li>Review of AusAID </li><li>Review of diplomatic services </li><li>Review of diplomatic programmes </li><li>Review of training visas </li><li>Review of asylum seekers appeals mechanism </li><li>Review of Settlement Services </li><li>Review of arts fellowships and grants </li><li>Review of artist’s incomes </li><li>Review of Australia Business Arts Foundation (AbaF) </li><li>Review of social security laws with respect to the arts </li><li>Review of Work for the Dole for artists </li><li>Review of arts in regional and remote areas </li><li>Review of ‘Digital Industry’ </li><li>Review of free trade agreements </li><li>Review of contemporary music industry </li><li>Review of private investment in music </li><li>Review of artists copyright </li></ol><p>God help us if this peanut ever gets in!</p>Gibbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543248457044379351noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6500574.post-4742885971462690192007-09-14T12:46:00.000+10:002007-09-14T12:48:36.780+10:00Kevin sinks the devon in 07Cunning linguist, Mr Kevin (the boy who lived in a car) Rudd showed off his verbal skills at the recent APEC meeting.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BhB_dFlq_p8"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BhB_dFlq_p8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Gibbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543248457044379351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6500574.post-92229682030398241412007-08-27T12:50:00.000+10:002007-08-27T12:58:00.806+10:00Is "audient" the singular of audience?Just forget the racist message of Reverend Bob "Droopy Dawg" Brown for a moment and check out the "crowd". There are more people wandering about backstage than there are in the audience. This is a classic clip that demonstrates the real influence that Bobby and his doomsday cult have.<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7aCQcEewDhs"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7aCQcEewDhs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Frankly, I think this idiot should have his own nightly TV show so the world can see what a genuine wingnut he is.<br />(Via <a href="http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andrewbolt/index.php/heraldsun/comments//bob_brown_warns_beware_the_boat_people#18941">Andrew Bolt</a>)Gibbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543248457044379351noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6500574.post-6298414233664897002007-08-14T17:05:00.001+10:002007-08-14T17:05:48.728+10:00Please... for the sake of world peace<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3EO2V0J57xw"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3EO2V0J57xw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Gibbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543248457044379351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6500574.post-54082029431197247262007-07-31T12:39:00.000+10:002007-07-31T13:05:04.982+10:00Anyone but the greensI would rather see Paul Keating back as PM or stick pins in my eyes than to see the greens hold any sort of power whatsoever. During the last election a very strange thing happened and Bob "Droopy Dawg" Brown and his dreadlocked ferals were not happy at all. Put simply, some of their whacky policies were actually <a href="http://gibbosplace.blogspot.com/2004/09/i-was-wrong.html">held up for public scrutiny</a>.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" src="http://img3.exs.cx/img3/5797/nogreens.gif" /><br/><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Graphic used in the 2004 campaign</span><br /></div><br />This doesn't sit well with the greens as they feel that they are elites who know better than the average pleb and should not have to be subjected to the humiliation of mere mortals questioning there crazy policies. Well, it seems that the greens are coming under renewed scrutiny with the launch of a new site called <a href="http://greenswatch.com/default.aspx">Greens Watch</a>. It's new but looks alright so-far. Call in, check it out and join in the fun!<br /><br />(Hat tip to <a href="http://iainhall.wordpress.com/2007/07/31/nothing-cuts-to-the-chase-like-the-truth/">Iain Hall</a>)Gibbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543248457044379351noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6500574.post-80598214465153456502007-07-23T11:08:00.000+10:002007-07-23T11:21:54.746+10:00Vote 1 - Kevin RuddI'm nothing if not a realist. For a while now I've been a John Howard supporter but this Kevin Rudd bloke just looks better and better every day. Let's have a quick look at just some of the major improvements that Big Kev will make once he's got his mob in power.<br /><ul><li>Groceries will be cheaper</li><li>Petrol will be cheaper</li><li>Interest rates will never go up again</li><li>There will be more child-care places</li><li>Housing will be more affordable</li><li>Productivity is going up</li><li>Wages are going up</li><li>No-one will ever be unfairly dismissed ever again.</li><li>Unemployment rates will go down</li><li>He's going to fix climate change and return us to that nice predictable climate we had when we were kids</li><li>He's going to withdraw our troops from Iraq, returning the place to its former glory as the "utopia of the middle east"</li><li>No more "skills shortages"</li></ul><p>Let's face it... add to that list Rolling back the GST, Medicare Gold and making sure that no Australian child lives in poverty after 1990 and I think we've got our winner! Not bad for a boy who lived in a car, eh?</p>Gibbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543248457044379351noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6500574.post-83338771854419486842007-06-19T22:55:00.000+10:002007-06-19T23:04:45.474+10:00You CAN teach an old dog new tricksWhoever said you can't teach an old dog new tricks was wrong. My old dog Rosie has recently developed a bit of a bad habit... farting. The problem is that she sleeps in the garage where, being an Aussie bloke, I happen to spend a bit of time myself. After all, that's where the beer fridge and the drum kit is!<br /><br />Anyways... she started dropping some wonderful smells which made it difficult to share my humble garage with her. I got the idea that I might be able to train her so I started sending her outside each time she dropped one. It didn't work straight away but after about a week she got the idea. She now farts in the garage then goes outside without having to be told. Pretty smart for an old girl, eh?Gibbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543248457044379351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6500574.post-44168153946976828652007-06-18T14:37:00.000+10:002007-06-18T14:42:19.098+10:00Great Quotes<em>"Listen to the Stage Manager and get onstage when they tell you to. No one has the time for your rock star bullshit. None of the techs backstage care if you're David Bowie or the milkman.</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>When you act like a jerk, they are completely unimpressed with the infantile display that you might think comes with your dubious status.</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>They were there hours before you building the stage, and they will be there hours after you leave tearing it down.</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>They should get your pay and you should get theirs."</em><br /><br />Henry Rollins.Gibbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543248457044379351noreply@blogger.com0